In case you were wondering...

The answer is--NO! I haven't found my damn calendar yet!

And for those who pay attention, yes, it really is 2 a.m. in the morning and I'm awake. What the HELL is wrong with me, I ask you???

Don't answer that. Just send me psychic vibes that will TELL ME WHERE MY FREAKIN' CALENDAR IS ALREADY!

G'night all!