A memorable and "exposing" prime time appearance

There's a show that I faithfully watch, that I've been chastised for watching for years, that I have sworn I will never watch again after almost every season, and that I have completely brainwashed my husband into being addicted to watching as well. We record it, play back funny expressions on faces, dorky hairdos and key moments we think might give away the ending.

Well, the finale of this season was on last night. And, I've been reading a lot of blog entries where people are talking about it, analyzing it, and giving their opinion. It's interesting reading today, let me tell you.

We had our favorite, and then in the last episode I started to question that and almost pulled for the "dark horse." But, the favorite won and all was perfect in the beautiful fantasy reality land of ABC.

I could write on and on about this, detailing my opinion of the characters, the purposefully deceptive editing, the annoying host who pisses me off more than life itself when he says things like, "Who will get to be the doctor's wife?" ARGH! Dude, do you think this is the freakin' 50s or something? I THINK NOT! Kickbox to your head, dumb host with the bad ties! Go back to hosting HGTV design shows already!

But, what my husband and I found most entertaining...the thing we had to hit rewind and watch again and again, was the fact that loser girl's nipple did in fact make a cameo appearance in the finale. At one point, I swear we saw the annoying host man gently grab her arm to escort her in to rejection, pausing to take a quick peek at the nip. We imagine that he then discreetly put his chin down to mumble through frozen lips, "Your nip....your NIP is showing!" Quickly, she hiked up her dress and it was all over. But, not before the studio had to digitize over the nip, attempting to blend it into her dark dress.

Don't think we didn't catch that, ABC. Oh, yes, we saw the nip...and it tried to wave goodbye in the limo ride at the end too. Ha, ha...you didn't catch THAT one...