This Blog Post Will Self-Destruct in 60 Seconds!
I swore I wouldn't talk about them. No never! Not ever would I say those names on my blog. I am so very sick of hearing about them. The overly-orchestrated love affair, the obvious publicity-stunt laden courtship, and now the wedding whose coverage rivals that of Princess Diana and Prince Charles's nuptials.
There's been the detailed analysis of her waist-size and her friendships, the bizarre reports about his behavior and beliefs, the speculation of their baby's birthmarks and why they hid her. And I am sick to death of it, people! And, now, I find myself doing exactly what I hate--promoting these promotion-hungry pretty people! ARGH!
I am convinced that the whole marriage is a sham, and that it is all for publicity, aren't you?
But, wait...there's just one thing...
Y'all? Don't they look blissfully and genuinely happy here? You almost think they might be a real couple with real love or something. Look at their hands and look at her face.
Oh, I am so confused now. What, oh what, can we believe anymore, I ask you! Thank goodness, Brittney's hooked up with Paris. Now the world seems right again...
There's been the detailed analysis of her waist-size and her friendships, the bizarre reports about his behavior and beliefs, the speculation of their baby's birthmarks and why they hid her. And I am sick to death of it, people! And, now, I find myself doing exactly what I hate--promoting these promotion-hungry pretty people! ARGH!
I am convinced that the whole marriage is a sham, and that it is all for publicity, aren't you?
But, wait...there's just one thing...
Y'all? Don't they look blissfully and genuinely happy here? You almost think they might be a real couple with real love or something. Look at their hands and look at her face.
Oh, I am so confused now. What, oh what, can we believe anymore, I ask you! Thank goodness, Brittney's hooked up with Paris. Now the world seems right again...
posted by Crazy MomCat @ 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
I know, I know it's probably a sham, but I read the interview with them in "Vanity Fair" and I WANT to believe it's real. :)
You MUST SEE this picture - I'm astonished more of the bloggers haven't posted it...
http://lifeintheshwa.blogspot.com/index.html
(scroll to November 18th.)
Ugh. I just wrote about them, too, a couple of days ago (and said the EXACT same thing about Charles and Di, if you can believe that...great minds!).
I don't care if it's for real or not. I just want them to go be real or fake somewhere far, far away from my tv screen. And leave it free for really important things like Patrick Dempsey.
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