AI Haiku - the top 5 and a slip

So, I haven't come up with any haikus in tribute to American Idol the past few weeks--mostly because I was still numb from Michael Johns' departure, followed soon after by Karly Smithson. But, how could I NOT have one for tonight? (For those following, I say David Cook was by far the best tonight. And Archeleta is really starting to bore me completely.) Here's my contribution-o-the-week:

Oh Paula, Paula
Do you know what day it is?
Put the pills down, girl.