Thursday, October 04, 2007

This week's lessons learned

OK, here I am..another week has flown by since my last post, and I'm just now putting something together. I'm on the magazine deadline from hell and don't have any creative juice left in me to squeeze out on this post, so this is the best I could do:

Things I've Learned This Week:

  • Downing a 16-ounce nonfat decaf latte right before your workout class isn't wise. There is "sloshing" that goes on with too much cardio!
  • Silent coffee burps mid-lung in class are very unappealing, especially when they smell like latte.
  • Latte-fest will also make you have to pee 5 times during your 1-hour class.
  • Enough with the latte, I know!
  • It is possible for a 3-year-old to develop a teenage-level crush on a boy.
  • It is possible also for the boy to have as big of a crush on her. (It's too cute, people...)
  • Your 8-yr-old will be the hit of his cub scout den meeting by bringing his collection of hot wheels, trumping the double-collection brought by his friends of bebes and Webkinz.
  • If you don't get your hair cut soon, you will start to look like this:

  • And your toenails need a manicure like 2 weeks ago. By next week, they'll resemble this:
  • Never EVER do a web search on "long toenails!" The resulting websites you find, created by uber-scary folks with long toenail fetishes, will traumatize you for life
  • Don't kill yourself for a magazine deadline EVER again. You'll stay up until 2 a.m. only to realize the next day that the designer has not even STARTED on the magazine after he whined to you to get things in early and how he had so much time to be working on it.
  • Note to self: kill the designer. and. soon.
  • As annoying as it is, "Double-Dutch Bus" is a great song for spin class. Seriously. I know that sounds nutty, but it is!
  • When you get to the end of probably the lamest blog post you have ever written, just be sure to say your sorry and hope that your 4 readers come back.
  • Ok, here goes:
I'm very SORRY! (grin)



Blogger LadyBugCrossing said...


6:10 AM, October 05, 2007  
Anonymous Angela said...

Oh, how I love little kid crushes!

12:32 PM, October 05, 2007  

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