Wanted: DFW for the CMC

Drama-Free Woman to engage in friendship with a Crazy MomCat who has grown tired of her gender’s ability to turn on itself and tear itself down. Must be loyal, fun, and trustworthy. Looking for a candidate who has enough self-confidence to manage her own life most of the time without assistance, and who avoids meddling in the lives of others unless invited. Lover of Tex-Mex, margaritas and other frozen concoctions, cheesy t.v. shows, pop culture, and music a must. Proficiency with email and computers, a plus. Obsessive blog reading and commenting encouraged. Understanding of perfectionism, self-sabotage, and self-deprecating humor beneficial in this role. Gossipers or backstabbers need not apply. Comment to apply for this position. EOE.