Kick THIS!

Note to all aerobics/kickboxing teachers:

It is probably not a good idea to do the following if you want a successful class:

1. Talk about the Mexican food you ate 30 minutes before your last class and how you burped salsa the whole class before.
2. Share that when you're not at the gym, you pretty much eat and drink crap all day.
3. Complain about how tired you are loudly.
4. Turn the music way down because you don't like to hurt folks ears. C'mon you know it was because you like to hear YOURSELF talk.
5. Diss aerobics classes by saying, "If you were in aerobics, you'd do it like this lah, lah, lah." I have taken step aerobics since college and gotten some bad-ass workouts doing it, thank you!
6. Then, diss the moms in the room by POINTING OUT that you can tell who they are by how they do/don't do the jumping jacks. (I won't get too graphic here, but for those who don't have kids, let's just say two words to clue you in--bladder control.)
7. Talk about how much you like the other class you teach better because you get to use the punching bag and gloves, etc, when in this one you don't. And, lastly...
8. Start the class off by saying how you'd never be caught dead at an 8:30 A.M Saturday morning class if you weren't getting paid for it...and how we're all nuts.

GET A CLUE LADY! I really would have liked to have done a nice round-house kick right 'upside your head! Hiiii--YAH!

: )